Summer Camp Mad Rock Libs: II

July 5, 2018

The Session 5 Camp Band

SFCB was formed in 0009 in the great city of Russia. When the band first came together they didn’t have any money to buy instruments. Instead, they played a trash can, a computer, and a blender. The band members lived together in a cage and played music into the night. Their next-door neighbor said the music sounded like a crying deer. The band saved up some money by knocking on doors asking neighbors if they needed a mayor to work around the house. The band saved up $1M and bought some real instruments. After 5 months of hard practice, the band was asked to play a concert with Snow White. They were an instant hit. The band was approached by the president of Blob Records who just so happened to be in the audience. That night they signed a record deal for $8. The band released their first hit single later that year called “Corn for Breakfast”. After summer camp the band plans on going on tour to Earth and Saturn. It should be an out of this world experience.

 

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The Flossing People

The Flossing People formed in 0 in the great city of Turkey. When the band first came together they didn’t have any money to buy instruments. Instead, they played a plunger, skunk and a toilet. The band members lived together in a sewer and played music into the night. Their next-door neighbor said the music sounded like a crying snail. The band saved up some money by knocking on doors asking neighbors if they needed a plumber to work around the house.

The band saved up $1.00 and bought some real instruments. After 999 months of hard practice, the band was asked to play a concert with Ursula. They were an instant hit. The band was approached by the president of Bibbity Bop Records who just so happened to be in the audience. That night they signed a record deal for $1.00. The band released their first hit single later that year called “Brussel Sprout for Breakfast”. After summer camp the band plans on going on tour to Jupiter and Blobby Blob and Jupiter. It should be an out of this world experience.

 

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The Highlights

The Highlights was formed in 2018 in the great city of St. Louis. When the band first came together they didn’t have any money to buy instruments. Instead, they played a trash can, pots, and pans. The band members lived together in the ocean and played music into the night. Their next-door neighbor said the music sounded like a crying dolphin. The band saved up some money by knocking on doors asking neighbors if they needed a Google designer to work around the house. The band saved up $219 and bought some real instruments. After 8 months of hard practice, the band was asked to play a concert with Cinderella. They were an instant hit. The band was approached by the president of Unicorn Records who just so happened to be in the audience. That night they signed a record deal for $19M. The band released their first hit single later that year called “Mashed Potatoes for Breakfast”. After summer camp the band plans on going on tour to Mars and Pluto. It should be an out of this world experience.

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